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PS Rating

65.83
PRETTY GOOD
Quantity
88%
Photo Quality
56%
Video Quality
60%
Exclusivity
63%
Updates
58%
Originality
48%
Cost
49%
Features
55%
Design
84%
Navigation
86%
Speed
76%

Reviewed on July 4, 2007 by: Klaus Achewood

Finally, a site where girls get penises up their rear ends!! Oh, wait, there's already like a million of those. So why shell out 40 bucks a month for this one? Beats me. If I laid down that kind of dough for watching naked ladies, at the very least I'd like to keep them locked up in my dirty little cellar for ever and ever. You know, download them. But no, the only thing offered here is streams, 34 movies painfully split into two minute clips. You watch the first two minutes, press next, another two minutes, press next, two minutes, etc. Yuck. What the hell, people? And don't get me started on the low res camrips that constitute "picture galleries".

Ok, the girls. The girls look great. Especially that Amee chick with the big tits. Also, there's the bonus content, loads and heaps of it, pictures and movies for every taste (except for transsexual midget grandmas and stuff like that). But oh, all the movies on the bonus sites are streams too, so still, nothing to bring with you if you're lost at sea with no net connection. Or maybe you just like to collect? Come on, I know there are some collectors out there, don't be shy. Dudes, this place is so not for you.

Take for instance this guy I know who has 30 USB harddrives of porn lying around the house. A massive collection, and he deserves mad respect. If he accidentally paid 40 dollars for this site, he'd be furious!